Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

The blog I had before every Friday was “Friday Funnies.”   I thought I would bring it back.  There are so many serious things happening in the world today, sometimes in order to keep our sanity we need to lighten up a bit.  Since we just entered a new year, the first one will be about New Years.  Enjoy!

Just heard that in 2016 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.
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Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
Jay Leno

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This New Years I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.
Melanie White

 

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